| 1) You only read the manual after you screwed something up. |
| 2) You think Star Trek is real. |
| 3) You never comment your code. |
| 4) Your user documentation is just a printout of the source code. |
| 5) You have drank beer and programmed at the same time. |
| 6) When asked about Macs you reply "Sorry I don't play with toys". |
| 7) Your still trying to discover what that Formal Logic and Discrete Math course was good for. |
| 8) You spend half you plane trip with your laptop in your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. |
| 9) You don't know which sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you've never bothered to ask |
| 10) You do all of your assignments the night before. |